btb

Yes, I have a dream. And It's not some M.L.K. Dream for Equality. I want to own a decommissioned Lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button that I can press, and it'll launch that lighthouse into space

Does the Nard-dog want Nard-pups? Yeah. I want a big ol' litter of Nard-pups. All jumping around, sucking on the teet. Put 'em in a box, give 'em to my neighbors. Yeah, I want kids.

I know how to sit on a fence. Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth.

Just checking my e-mails. See if I got any last-minute "break a legs" or "I still love you" type texts. Doesn't look like I got anything. Maybe on my Facebook wall.

berd is the werd



more to come from the rbg

I think we might be about to maybe really get somewhere.

 i figured this was cooler than my other sail boat rule of thirds picture..

A Day in The Life

I wonder what people like about me? ... Probably my jugs.

 that was the colour of the sky >
acts though

clutch cream run, bro

Fifteen bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.

do gnomes really live under mushrooms? cuz i've never seen one...

That actually took a while. I had to put, uh, more and more nickels into his handset, till he got used to the weight, and then I just... took 'em all out.

j is for jake
n is for nick
a is for awesome pawesome

Two queens on casino night, i'm gonna drop a duece on everyone

I find it offensive. Au natural, baby. That's how I like 'em. Swing low, sweet chariots.