When I die, I wanna be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.

joey.

I know that patience and loyalty are good, and virtuous traits. But sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair.

Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!

rip n dip friend

It has to be official, and it has to be urine.

Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist, because... I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart, and I'm like Mozart's friend. No. I'm like Butch Cassidy, and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart; you're going to get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy.

Guess what? I have flaws. what are they? Oh i dunno, i sing in the shower? sometimes i spend too much time volunteering?. occaionally i'll hit somebody with my car?

ladies and gentlemen. nick and julia.

I once kept a spud gun in my bag at work for almost an entire day. Can you imagine if I were deranged?

a looong time ago in a land far far away