If Angela can get a gay man to marry her, maybe I could get a lesbian to marry me. That's hot.

just a big fat poser aren't i?

this is my dogs pee light.....
it lights his way when he goes to take a pee

rip a hole in the sun

The man is paying me to take Chinese. I will say what I need to say, and soon, I will say it in Chinese.

banana pancakes

get out of my face

closet space

breakfast

I dont even want it. I had cake for lunch.

blue skies are calling

take me to your weeder

mmhhmm

Five minutes ahead of schedule. Right on schedule.

the edge

shooters

la fiesta

go fish

these boots are made for walkin'

jazz master

south central burly

No, not Harry Potter. ... There are no movies in prison.

shiver me timbers

shmoke and a pancake

pump action

savin' the world three barrels at a time

nice rack

monsters inc.

wait the easter bunny isn't real?